Extra Chapter 10: A Quite Formal and Improbable Ambush

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[Extra Chapter 10: A Quite Formal and Improbable Ambush]
[Extra Chapter 9 is in the works, so I will be releasing this first!]

One adventurer walks in a forest. Suddenly, an ambusher comes towards the adventurer with a gun.

"Sir, would you kindly sacrifice every single of your mortal posessions for myself to perform a transaction and possibly become a wealthy, rich, attractive man like you, sir?"

"Oh gee, sir! Your sudden appearance has left a traumatizing effect on my psychological health, and I will possibly never entrust my instinct of me being the sole person in this forest for the rest of my lifespan. I beg of you, do not use that wretched, illegal weapon on my heart, located on either side of my chest, as it is a gamble on whether or not I have a medical condition known as dextrocardia. Judging solely by your appearance, I am able to assume you are uneducated, due to your robber-like appearance, and the knowledge that a majority of robbers refuse to take on a proper, legal education or occupation. I must educate you, dextrocardia is a condition where the human heart is misplaced, thus, it is a dangerous gamble to shoot your pistol at wherever you think my most vital organ is." The adventurer sighed. "As long as you are puzzled by the possibility of me having dextrocardia, my mortal posessions will not be yours to take."

"That, sir, is a good point, but I myself am educated. Dextrocardia occurs in 1 in 12 thousand humans, which is a rare probability. I kindly command you to sacrifice your posessions to me, or I will not hesitate to take your life in cold blood. Considering we are the only people here, there is little to no chance of authorities or a federal agent." 

The adventurer chuckled. "Do you posess the mental capabilities to actually take a life? Scumbags like you are nothing but cowardish monkeys."

The robber then shot the adventurer in the chest. But... It was not the heart. 

Then, a federal agent comes and arrests the robber. 

"You surprised me! I should have considered the probability and retreated the moment I realized it."

"Put your hands up! You're under arrest! You're being arrested for attempted murder!" The federal agent shouted.

"Nghhh... Aaagghhh... Mister Federal Agent, would you please... Be polite? I do not want my last seconds to be interrupted, as I am... Gaaahhh... I am experiencing hemorrhage..." The adventurer said, bleeding out.

"I agree. Why are 'lowlifes' like us depicted as impolite people, yet a federal agent has no decency to politely take action?" The ambusher agreed, dropping his weapons, and did not resist arrest.

"...I have no argument. Your point is quite fair." The federal agent said.

After this, the federal agent was reprimanded for informal speech. The ambusher was arrested, and the adventurer was healed.

Don't decide your life on a roll of dice. Trust yourself.

Because, you are the person you know the most. 

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